In The South Park Episode “something You Can Do With Your Finger” What Were The Words To Wendy’s Song?
Each line ended in something seemingly obscene but it would flow with the rest of the song all I remember is “Ms Landers was a health nut she cooked food in a wok & something ending to rhyme with wok..& so on. What were the words . W/O getting in trouble lol please help me find these lyrics!
Miiis-suuus Landers was a health nut. She cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big-
Cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won’t quit
And I don’t want my breakfast, because it tastes like-
Shih tzus make good house pets. They’re cuddly and sweet.
Monkeys aren’t good to have, because they like to beat their-
Meeting in the office or meeting in the hall,
The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his
Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn’t like him, but that’s ’cause she’s a-
Contaminated water can really make you sick.
Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your-
Dictate what I’m saying, ’cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don’t like it, I don’t give a flying f*ck!
Hope this helps you!! Here’s the song on Youtube but the lyrics version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J2dIudNK…
God that song is FUNNY!!!
Lisa Michelle x x lol x x
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